I would rather not talk about anything if the only topic is my neighbor's eating habits as seen by a little birdie. And I'm pretty sure that's the reason I get labeled as an especially quiet person most of the time. Don't get me wrong, the label is correct, I rarely know what to talk about unless I'm around friends. Then I only say inappropriate things half of the time ;) I'm quite awkward in conversation... I don't have a talent for speech, although I find that when I'm writing or typing then the words flow out naturally!
This funny coincidence of random chance deserves a random mention. |
On another note:
I'm focusing on cleanliness more-so than ever!
I wrote the following instructional page out in order to keep myself in check, with a little motivation at the end to keep my spirits up:
Since I am a lazy so-and-so whom only brushes once a day and shaves once a week... Well that changes today! (last Monday actually, I'm only writing about it now)
The whole "Exercise" portion (Number 3) hasn't taken affect yet, I'm being a lazy maggot about that. But I'll get there
Thanks for cheering me on! "Cleanliness is next to Godliness" after all.
Yours in writing
Benjamin
I only gossip about celebrities. Even then I will usually feel guilty. I agree with you 100%. It’s a crappy thing to do. Great post Ben!!!!
ReplyDeleteI think that celebrities are the only people that don't shun gossip, since they need all the attention to thrive as an icon. They feed off of it like the undead! SpooOoky! I'm glad that you agree with me :)
DeleteYour instructional page made me laugh VERY loudly! :D I love it! And I relate. I'm a lazy sod, too...
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